Gift Swap Gone Wrong

The invitation came by e-mail. An E-vite. A Naughty or Nice gift swap. Ladies only. The promise of Pomegranate Martinis and stuffed mushrooms and elegant cocktail napkins. Until that E-vite arrived, I didn’t know how much I’d been missing the annual Scotch Swap we used to attend in Miami, all the raunchy, cheap-o […]

Madmarriage, the interview…

I’m slowly coming off a three day weekend and finding it difficult to get back into the blogging saddle. So I’m incredibly thankful for Amanda of Tumble Dry and The Wink. (Yes, she is a dual blogger just so she can laugh and point fingers at those of us who have trouble posting unique, well-written […]

Resveratrol and Libido

Bear with me. Just one more day of sexual meanderings…

Is there a husband in America that hasn’t read about Douglas Brown and his wife’s 100 say sex marathon and then promptly forwarded the link to his wife with a comment like, “Hey, Hon, wanna try it?”
I received my own spousal notice […]

Closed for business

Hooray!!!! Yippeee!!!!! Great God Almighty, he actually made the call without my having to ask him more than twice. There were no fisticuffs in the Madmarriage household last night. And I bit my tongue and didn’t say, See how easy and nice things can be when you actually accomplish necessary tasks in a timely […]

doctor, please supersize my…

I have had a few days to struggle with the topic of vaginal rejuvenation and have mentally exhausted the topic. My first response to the notion of plastic surgery on one’s ying-yang was, well, rather liberal and open minded, like why the hell not? If you’re one of the unfortunate 16% of women who can’t […]