The Grass is Always Greener
I should be posting something lovely and springfully poignant but it’s April vacation and the kids are up my ass, and My Better Half works from home, so he too is up my ass, and the cats and the dog and the two Siamese fighting fish are up my ass. And the second floor windows […]
Deaf Ears
As they say, it’s got to get worse before it can get better. (Remind me. Who the fuck is the ‘they’ who said that. I’d like a word with them and those choice mots would be sharp and scolding.) As is typical of Monday, today was a shit storm of a day. (Can you tell […]
Life’s a Bitch
She lives within four grungy walls, yellowed with years of cigarette smoke. A nasty habit. Two packs a day. One check from the government each month must stretch to pay for the run down efficiency that is public housing and the cigarettes and the phone and the romance novels with pinkish-mauve covers, silver embossed titles […]
Auditory Ills
Goteeman turned me on to an exam of sorts today and my test scores did not surprise me. The results are in and the kind folks over at BlogThings have said:
You Are Totally Anal Retentive
Yup, you’re so uptight - people definitely have called you “anal.”
You’re the type of person who’s so OCD you organize your […]
Modern Day Neuroses
While perusing the stack of books My Better Half keeps stashed beside the toilet, I came across one of his favorite distractions- The Book of Lists. No matter which page you open to, you’ll find a bit of trivia that will make your trip to the bathroom just a little longer and a heap more […]
