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Someone else’s tragedy

An ambulance, an emergency response vehicle and a state police car in the driveway- sure signs that there’s trouble at the neighbor’s. A gurney is lifted. The EMTs give it a heave-ho and it is gone from sight. I can’t be certain who belonged to the body on the stretcher. Was it a man, a […]

You are on notice, BIATCH!

Dear Nasty Woman Customer Service Rep, Keeper of My Better Half’s Life Insurance Policy and, therefore, entitled to all manner of Biatchiness,
You have ruined my day. And, if My Better Half is not careful to avoid hazardous situations until we get this whole disagreement resolved, you may also earn the distinction of having ruined my […]