We is sooo ready for Haw-o-lean
It seems like just yesterday when I was a person who collected books on mid-century modern furniture and went thrifting for vintage Chanel and listened to local bands in small venues where the crowd rippled and pulsed and ultimately sweat all over one another.
But today, today I am woman that owns seasonal decorations. I […]
The Anti-Christmas Card
It’s that time of year again; time for apple crisp and woolen sweaters and warm cider and replacing the screens with the storm windows. All this autumn and winter preparedness makes me realize that it is also nearing time for me to begin the long and arduous process of taking a photograph of the children […]
Best Laid Plans
How to cope with writer’s block? Both Ron and Bono agree that writing about the mental constipation plaguing me is a sure way to regain the free flow of ideas. I am so fond of Ron and have quite a few U2 songs on my iPod that used to work before I ran it through […]
Today I’m lazy
Today I’m suffering some serious writer’s block. I can’t get anything on the page. Not for the blog, not for the novel, not for anything. So I’m issuing some filler. A poem I wrote awhile back which was sort of inspired by the chill of Fall mornings.
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Madmarriage, the interview…
I’m slowly coming off a three day weekend and finding it difficult to get back into the blogging saddle. So I’m incredibly thankful for Amanda of Tumble Dry and The Wink. (Yes, she is a dual blogger just so she can laugh and point fingers at those of us who have trouble posting unique, well-written […]
Resveratrol and Libido
Bear with me. Just one more day of sexual meanderings…
Is there a husband in America that hasn’t read about Douglas Brown and his wife’s 100 say sex marathon and then promptly forwarded the link to his wife with a comment like, “Hey, Hon, wanna try it?”
I received my own spousal notice […]
Closed for business
Hooray!!!! Yippeee!!!!! Great God Almighty, he actually made the call without my having to ask him more than twice. There were no fisticuffs in the Madmarriage household last night. And I bit my tongue and didn’t say, See how easy and nice things can be when you actually accomplish necessary tasks in a timely […]
You are on notice, BIATCH!
Dear Nasty Woman Customer Service Rep, Keeper of My Better Half’s Life Insurance Policy and, therefore, entitled to all manner of Biatchiness,
You have ruined my day. And, if My Better Half is not careful to avoid hazardous situations until we get this whole disagreement resolved, you may also earn the distinction of having ruined my […]
