Why Are You All Muddy?

Posted on May 28, 2007
Filed Under kids, parenting | 18 Comments

As a Kindergarten class assignment, G was asked to create her own book; a book based loosely on the children’s story Charlie, Why Are You All Muddy?
Her version is so utterly hilarious that I just have to share it. No profound thoughts on war in Iraq or Memorial Day heroes; just a five year old’s latest creation.

G, why are you all muddy?
Sorry, Mom, but I love mud and mud loves me.
G, why are there fat worms in your pocket?
Sorry, Mom, but I love fat worms and fat worms love me.
G, why is there rice in your hair?
Sorry, Mom, but I love rice and rice loves me.
G, why is there ice cream in your face?
Sorry, Mom, but I love ice cream and ice cream loves me.

Fat worms, rice and ice cream…entirely her own contributions to the fiction format. I’m still laughing.

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