blogging with a bullhorn
Posted on March 9, 2007
Filed Under marriage, suburban joys, snark |
There’s a guy standing on the corner of an urban street yelling into a bullhorn, “You want my latest opinion on the President? How about my opinion on Japanese enzyme baths. Or breakfast wraps – you need to hear what I have to say about breakfast wraps! The cartoon is titled Blogger Without Borders and it’s really much funnier when read in tandem with its intended illustration. (You should pause here and go see that link because The New Yorker doesn’t want me borrowing anymore of their “protected” property.)
Anyway, we all get it…blogging is a myopic, self indulgent past time that only narcissists indulge in because we’re convinced that people out there want to hear what we have to say about any number of mundane things. And it would appear that a few of you, and I stress few, do want to hear what I have to say. So thank you to the four of you who are contributing to my burgeoning ego. You’ll get your paycheck from Madmarriage as soon as I make my first dime on the ad that’s been running on the site advertising Ukranian women seeking US marriages. (I’m not kidding, Adsense was throwing up these ads last week and I was simultaneously horrified and amused. How should one feel about themselves as a blogger when their ad company thinks appropriately aimed marketing material should deal in arranged marriages for profit?)
Now one of these four loyal fans, and I won’t name names here has made a specific request. “Anonymous” has asked for me to publish my thoughts snarks on a Washington Post piece about Vaginal Rejuvenation. Another pause…you should all be clicking over there now because, yes, Madmarriage fans, I am going to weigh in on this topic and I’d like you all to be familiar with the terms Designer Laser Vaginoplasty, anterior repair and hymenoplasty before we tread further.
I’ll give you the weekend to absorb this article because truthfully I need to collect myself and consider how much cce@madmarriage wants to reveal about her own level of sexual gratification and bladder control. But if I were a betting person, I’d place good money on the fact that cce is relatively shameless and will probably not hold back on this topic and may even share details of her experience with the device called the Slightest Touch, the world’s most disappointing promise to sexually frustrated men and women the world over. (Main reason I can’t write this post this weekend is that the Mother in Law is visiting and it just wouldn’t be right to be thinking about vaginas with her in the house.)
So until next week, happy reading! Can’t wait to see what Adsense ads appear with this post!
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PLEASE, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, HOLD BACK!
vaginal rejuvination.
hhmm. good week end reading material.
have a good weekend with the MIL.
see you monday.
Some “thoughts”
1. Vaginal rejuvination. Well at least implies use.
2. What good is cosmetic surgery if you don’t show it off?
3. Is there a package deal for doing the whole, face lift, rhinoplasty, boob-job, tummy-tuck, vaginal rejuvination thing?
4. Why not skip the vaginal rejuvination altogether and simply have “THIS is the clitoris” tatooed strategically.