things I miss after 9 years’ of marriage and 2 kids
Posted on February 23, 2007
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Cleavage (Yes, I breast fed but only to avoid the disdain of the other mothers at playgroup. It’s done nothing for my figure. Don’t knock cosmetic surgery. I’m considering it, if only to reposition these things. They have settled so to speak.)
A working colon (This is a story for another day but a good one)
Sex (During my annual check-ups, my Ob/Gyn regularly asks, “So what do you do about birth control?” She still laughs when I say, “Abstinence.” One of these days she’s going to understand there is very little humor in this. We’ve still got five condoms out of a package of twenty we bought in ’05.)
Indulgent hangovers (It’s just not worth it anymore. More than two glasses of wine and I’m Mommy-On-The-War-Path the next day. This is a term coined by my seven year old.)
Cash (There’s just none of it around these days. And thus the blog, read it, love it, loathe it, whatever, but please pass it on. I need hit activity and some ad revenue.)
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